1. (via h0neyb)

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  3. Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?

    Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.

    Abuela: te parto fruta?

    Me: no, gracias.

    Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?

    Me: no abuela.

    Abuela: un vaso de agua?

    Me: no, de veras estoy bien.

    Abuela: come mierda pues.

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  5. andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

    andrewfutral:

    Today is going really great

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  7. silversora:

    If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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  9. d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

    d0nn0:

    d0nn0:

    SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

    This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

    (via h0neyb)

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  10. bnr91designs:

shezuschrist:

sageoftenpaths:

What is life. 

Look at josh.

Ain’t this the truth

    bnr91designs:

    shezuschrist:

    sageoftenpaths:

    What is life. 

    Look at josh.

    Ain’t this the truth

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    9 hours ago  /  1,393 notes  /  Source: sageoftenpaths

  11. quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

    quadguyin-china:

    salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

    liteskint:

    gigaguess:

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

    B Y E

    Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

    She is so satisfied with that joke.

    (via burnittjerimie)

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  14. jesuschristvevo:

    do dogs think in barks

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